The Great Fug-Off: Marc Jacobs vs. Zac Posen

I'm guessing this post will result in the immediate termination of my current employment at Conde Nast and the revocation of my fashion blogging rights. However, I just have to say, what the fug was with Marc Jacobs and Zac Posen this season?  I mean, reviewers fell all over themselves for those collections. But, pardon lil' ol' philistine me, I just don't get it. I mean, it looks like Zac Posen sent a tranny loose with a bedazzler in the Crayola factory.  

The Marc stuff reminded me of the corpses of dead geishas blanketed in wildflowers of ruffled tapestries.

So what's the verdict kids?  Am I totally missing something here?  Who would win in a fugoff?