Now, I know that my impending funemployment may put a wrinkle in the plan, but I was still on the one-year countdown to my goal of turning 30 with a shiny new Chanel 2.55 on my arm. In the battle of man vs. bag, the bag will always win. Anywho, sissy just emailed me "good news, your bag just got cheaper." What says I? The legendary fashion house has decided to taper it's prices in the face of our economic apocalypse? Did Anna have something to do with this? Is fashion saved?
No, friends. Fashion is damned. Because the 2.55 is now being sold, steps from the free chicken wing samples, two aisles from the bulk Tampax, and next to a sad little tower of Uggs...at Costco. Cue heart breaking. There are certain things a girl is allowed to be snobby about. And if I'm dropping two month's rent on a handbag, I sure as hell am not doing it behind a guy that's bulk-buying cat food and Hot Pockets. But I guess that's what you get for wanting something too badly.
I might as well just buy this and call it a day.